After decades of cheesy, disingenuous patronizing of proud veterans and American patriotism at large, the NFL at long last has revealed its true colors for all to observe. Overpaid, pampered millionaires gifted with God-given athleticism have collectively opted to politicize an activity previously immune from the inane, mindless agendas of spoiled malcontents.
Goodbye and good riddance to your overpriced product sprinkled with hollow lip service, vacuous rhetoric; you’ve more than earned the genuine contempt, scorn and heartfelt disgust from devoted, loyal American patriots.
From this day forward, leisure moments on Sunday will be dominated by best-of highlights from college football’s greatest games and a celebration of real American values shared by grateful citizens.
William G. Parrot