To the Editor:
“Twere the days before Christmas with snow drifts so deep, please do leave a message but wait for the beep.
Donald J. in his kerchief, Ms. Melania in her cap had just settled down for a looong White House nap.
Then up on the roof there rose such confusion, first family decided that this was collusion. They opened their records and threw up the sash but truth was illusive ’cross the media dash.
And what to their wondrous eyes did appear, a beleaguered Adam Schiff and eight whistleblower reindeer ...
‘Out Harris, on Booker with Buttigieg-Bloomberg, fly Warren with Patrick, soar Biden and Sanders.’
So he called as he flew, ‘Be ye all of good cheer ...
We’ll be moving impeachment to the Senate next year.’ ”